RAGING CRUSH
Someone recently told me they had a RAGING CRUSH on me… I may have responded slightly inappropriately when this was what I wrote back…
MOVIE VOICE GUY: “One man, one crush, one…single…act…of… DESPERATION”
<dramatic music>
GUY: “AAAARGH!”
GIRL: “YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER LOVE AGAINNNNN!”<dramatic music>
MOVIE VOICE GUY: “He said he’d never… love… again…”
GUY: “I’LL NEVER LOVE AGAINNNN!!!!”<explosion>
MOVIE VOICE GUY: “HE… LIED…”
GIRL: “YOU LIAR!”MOVIE VOICE GUY: “Follow the heart rending story of one man’s quest to find … the perfect mattress…”
