Love Poem from #thecrush

A Stupid Love Poem for the “Emotionally Challenged”
By: #thecrush

You told me to write you a stupid love poem
So here you fucking go.

I told you I wouldn’t write you one
But you challenged me, so you know…

You said I couldn’t make you mushy
But I don’t believe that’s true

Because my lack of sensitivity
Is the opposite for you.

But maybe that’s a good thing
That you’re a pussy and I’m not.

Because if we were both pussies,
Unlike lesbians, it would not be hott.

I could quote my boy 50 and say,
“I love you like a fat kid love cake”

But what if that poor kid is diabetic
And it’s something he can’t take?

Maybe I’m not the best
At telling you how I feel

But hopefully I make up for that
By showing you me just being real.

And if this isn’t enough for you,
Then suck a fucking dick

Because no matter where you look
You will never find a more bad-ass chick ;-)